Can you Find it – Business © 2017 THE FULL STORY…HEADLINEPublished in Can you find it Business Edition on Thursday, December 1st 2015
On the basis that “laughter is a force for democracy” and that sentiment applies to the workplace as well as to government, take a break from your daily toil and chuckle along with these jokes. They are a little subversive, so if your boss catches you reading them and wonders why you are smirking behind your computer monitor – you had just better hope he has a good sense of humour. Then there is this simple chart that gives you all the “clever answers” you could ever hope to spout when you are on a training course. The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number; then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance, number 257 produces “systematised logistical projection” Drop that phrase into any conversation with a training consultant and they will be impressed.Try it for yourself, it could work wonders, but don’t blame me if you get sacked. There are also some wonderfully politically incorrect management mottos which you could drop into the company’s suggestion box such as “TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself”.